It's the Swine Flu...

... I'm sure of it. I mean, I was fine yesterday... I woke up this morning stuffy, limpy, and achy. Only thing missing is the need to wallow in the mud... Oh, and I'm cold... so cold, very cold, oh so very cold... And, I ate pork chops for dinner... I'm sure it's the swine flu...

I'm infecting the WHOLE office with swine flu and they wont let me go home. Wallow in my swine flu Mr. Boss Guy!

I need rest! And more drugs!